hey..here's a super cool..poetry given during tut..tat i'm sure..cetainly speaks of all tat sentiments of my fellow nie frenzs taking cte102..practically..all tat BSc yr 1s..i tink..unless u r in chinese/eng major..

So why r all the sickening English grammar rules..so many yet still having all those exception cases.. Err..guess..it's just reflective of our life as well..simple yet so complex..as well..haiz..all depends on ur perspective.. u noe..all tat grey area..not such thing as ..only black or white..

So here u go..An amazing poetry..i tink..the poet must have his depth in English..to tink of such alternative..english words!!

Why English is So Hard..

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is goose, but two are called geese;
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,
By the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.

And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
But I give you a boot - would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and the whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

If the singular is this, and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese?
Then one may be that, and three may be those,
Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.

We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim!

So our English, I think you will all agree,
Is the trickiest language you ever did see

Anonymous

Oh yah! Now, I Shall mention my debut clubbin session @ zouk with fellow hostelites..Diana, Freeda,.their roomies..& fellow ntu-cians..Just gotten back @ 3plus..

Actually..all this was so last min..& unexpected..Really, it just showed 2 me just how a small..insignificant decision in a moment..can simply change ur day completely!! Had I not left earlier & bumped into diana when on my way bk hostel..then she won't have noe tat i'm @ hall & jio me along 4 clubbin..Simply made my night!! at least..I tink so..compared 2 shopping..

U c.. I went w ly, apr, qq 4 dinner & then shopping 4 adrian's b'day gift @ JP..then..due 2 havin no suitable size of the chosen shirt(our gift) @ world of sports..thk god!! available @ IMM..so we are all planned 2 go there...since the time's still early..only 8plus wat.. But ..the thing is ..by then..I guess..I'm also kinda of bored..err..not just due to the fact I've just recovered from my cold( more like an excuse). Hence..I told them..tat I shall b leavin soon..bk 2 hostel..esp when..I've just gotten well.shouldn't b stayin out so late..

Is it age difference..gen..gap? or wat..very diff frequencies in our way of tinking? Dun tink so lah..if i can click so well w some of my younger poly pals..MOre like the latter then..
I just felt like a fish out of the water leh..tryin my best 2 tune to their common freq....or am i just being too sensitive..perhaps..So tat's why..oops..confession time..I decided 2 leave 1st..Really..the 3 of them..simply click so well..with me feeling quite an intruder leh..but then..I certainly..noe tat..they didn't mean that..if not..wouldn't have asked me along @ the 1st place..
Now..I totally understand..how doreen..feel then...when..honestly..i may have left her out abit..when..i was w bee, john..etc..an oversight on my part..too happy 2 c bee.. i guess..
so I've also got 2 learn!..anyway..i'm okie w it.. Just wanna say abit..2 lead onto ..my main pt..oops..there i go again..so long-winded..must learn 2 sum up..seriously..lackin in tis..

2nite's definitely Been an eye-opener 4 me!! Shiok! Fun..though..it's noisy..smoky..complicated as well..nonetheless..I've enjoyed myself very much leh!! Haha..err..Have I just unleashed a dominant gene in me!..tata. the Havoc gene!! haha...simply loved the songs..played 4 the whole nite.. Retro & Pop..seemed 2 b the theme.. Wow..we!..everyone seemed like dancing queens/kings..So entertaining 2 watch them ..the super funky ones..& those sexy babes..dancing along..while I shaked along as well..haha..Me amateur wat..so definitely.uncomparable 2 them.. freq clubbers..Perhaps..i do have the potential..i wonder..only time can tell..

As the songs..Abba's Mama Mia..Britney's Toxic....typical..like YMCA, Super rock ones like..oops..can't rem the song title now.. blasted on..in tat neon-lit place..haha..comparable like an underground den perhaps.., 9 of us..(8 gals & 1 guy..) simply rocked and swayed our body to the rhythm of the music..singin along..

Simply a great dancing party!!but then..haha..
..excluding the alcohol..hehe..u c..moral obligation..err..or at least..we r responsible enough 2 noe our limits esp when there's lesson the next day.. a great learning grd too..even in Zouk..haha..me super gd observer wat!!..so i learnt much on our youth then..& how 2 b alert..& the hippest dance moves.latest fashion..etc

All in all, I have had such great fun..unwinding..dancing away..oh mine!! simply reminded me of all those mass dance days back @ tj..so happening!! Guess next time..if diana jio me..again..I shall definitely join in when i've free!!

Finally..i've having a life!!..haha..or 2 b exact..enjoying my youth..4getting all those stupid..restrictive family obligations..setting gd example!..